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The lunatics have taken over the asylum

January 19, 2007

in Monschau, Germany(the middle of nowhere), "The Web´s most ambitious RUBY ON RAILS Startup" started looking for some fellow ruby coder to kick-off their project. But there is a twist, a big one:

MUST BE BORN BETWEEN JULY 24 AND AUGUST 22 OR NOVEMBER 23 AND DECEMBER 19 AND BE BETWEEN 18 AND 99 YEARS YOUNG

And seemingly the search with increasing despair:

15th Jan: Startup looking for web designer/programmer/co-founder

16th Jan: The Web´s most ambitious RUBY ON RAILS Startup based in Monschau Germany is looking for a Ruby on Rails guru to lead our development team as Co-founder and Co-CEO

and latest to date:

18th Jan: The most ambitious Ruby on Rails project calls for a Rail’s guru to lead team as Co-founder

RoR, TDD, AJAX!, scalable websites, whatever you like, you name it you get it, its all there and you can become "importend" part and development team lead, Co-founder even!

"NOVEMBER 23 AND DECEMBER 19 ", sigh, and so another bright future fades away for me, 16th Nov, misssed by a few days, phew.

oh, and some more requirements are piling up, you won't make it without

a deep love for humanity and the relentless will to facilitate happiness and emotional fulfilment for all.

yep, ok for me!, but as i said, wrong dates. The position is "Full-Time", but please keep in mind:

There is no immediate compensation for the first few months. Once the first round of financing is finalized then we will begin paying a salary.

so better bring you own, for the "entrepreneurial" spirit i guess. Me beeing you would contact Gabriella von Schadewitz right away in case i would be more lucky with the stars.

have fun

and oh, don't forget to check their website:  http://simplyooh.com

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